Our Take

 Conversation with Hailey… Lindsay: Mama, I have the hiccups. Me: Sorry… Hailey: I gave them to you. Me: They’re not contagious. Hailey: But I had them earlier. And now I don’t…

 Conversation with Hailey… Me: What animals did we learn about?  Hailey: Lionfish…banded…sushi.

 Conversation with Darby… Me: Plants make food by a process called…Do you know what it’s called?  Darby: … Me: Photo… Darby: Photo… Me: Photo… Darby: Photo-Ography? 

 Quotes from Hailey… “And mama is a kid nerd, because she knows a lot about kids.” (While lying on top of Nacho): “Oh. He rumbled.” 

 Conversation with Hailey… Conner: Hank, you hear anything pertinent in the sermon?  Hank: Uhh… Hailey: Well, I didn’t.  Conner: Surpriiise… Hailey: I was just listening to myself. 

 Conversation between Hailey and my brother, Joel… Hailey: (while playing mafia) I can make my offense. Joel: Haha. You give lots of offense, Hailey. Hailey: …I can make my DEfense.  Joel: Ok. What’s your defense, Hailey?  Hailey: I’m not the mafia. And if I WAS the mafia I wouldn’t kill Linds…Darby…