Lindsay: Where is God? Me: Right here with us. Lindsay: I can't see him! Me: Well, you can say right now, "God, I can't see you, but I know you're here." Lindsay: No, I'm not gonna say that. Me: OK. Lindsay: ...God...please bring me my water bottle!
Me: Why are you drinking water off of the playground equipment? Lindsay: Because I didn't bring my water bottle. Me: I did. Lindsay: Oh, then drink it! Me: No, I mean I brought YOUR water bottle. Lindsay: Well, I like this water better.