As I carried a sleeping Hailey back to the bus with a baby shark balloon she wanted but didn't know I bought yet, I heard... "Nice. Nice. Baby shark balloon. Nice."
Me: Hank, will you make peanut butter bread for Hailey? Hailey: No! Only Mama! Just Mama. Only Mama. Me: Hailey, when will you ever stop doing this? Hailey: Because...Hank is the stupidest. Me: Haha...Hailey. What do you need to say to Hank? Hailey: Ssssssss...stupid.
Me: Ok, c'mon Hailey. We're going for a walk with your brothers and sisters and they're already outside. Hailey: I don't have sisters...I only have one sister...