Hailey (right before taking friends to the airport): When are we gonna go to the airport? Me: Soon. But we're not going on an airplane you know. Hailey: ...Are we going on a helicopter??
Hailey: Mama! When I was in the yard Hank was chasing me!! Me: Oh No! Should I smack him?! Hailey: Yes. Me: (light tap on Hank's head) Hailey: NO. That was a pretend smack. You need to do a REAL smack.