Our Take

 Hank: I don't think I've had Dr. Pepper since we got here. Lindsay: He's trying to say Doc McStuffins.  Hank: Dr. PEPPER.  Lindsay: Hi, Dr. Pepper.  Hank: Like the soda.  Lindsay: HI, Dr. SODA. 

 Lindsay (sliding the milk jug): It's as heavy as a cow.  Me: Oh, yeah? Lindsay: Would a cow be heavy for Daddy? Me: Yes.  Lindsay: With both hands?  Me: Yep.  Lindsay: With his friend...and his brother helping?  Me: Yeah, it would still be pretty heavy.  Lindsay: But they would lift it up, because they're so strong. 

 Me: You know tea parties don't have to be outside. Lindsay: I know...but YES. 

 Ugh. Someone wished a potty into my sleeve. It must have been another wizard. I better go talk to him. 

 Conner: (at the end of family worship) Now everyone needs to say something about how that relates to our lives right now. Hailey: Praise God! Conner: Cheater.