Conversations with Hailey..: Hailey: Mama, what does collapse mean? Me: Like when a building falls down. Hailey: I thought it was like *claps Me: Wow! Did you fart? That smells so bad! Hailey: Yeah…Did you know if you want your fart to not smell so bad, you tight up like this? (squeezes her butt cheeks) Lindsay: Hey, Mama, look! (Nacho drinking out of Hailey’s water bottle) Me: Oh, no! Stop! Put the top on. Hailey: (in a sing-song voice) Nacho got aaaall he needs.