Conversation with Lindsay (while she held my hand)… Me: Don’t wipe your nose with MY hand, you booty! Lindsay: Oops! I got mixed up with whose hand was mine.
Conversation with Hailey… Conner: You gotta brush so you can get that nest out of your hair. Hailey: If there was a bird it would be a nest. Conner: More like a rat’s nest. Hailey: Because I’m a brat?
Conversation with Hailey… Hailey: Apparently Lindsay is heartless. Me: Really? Hailey: Rory said, “Lindsay, say you’re heartless.” And she said, “I am.” There ends the day. Me: Ok.
Conversation with Hailey during science… Hailey: Kidneys?? Me: Yeah. There are two of them right here. Hailey (who thought I slapped my butt): Darby has big kidneys. Me: What?? Darby has big kidneys?? Hailey: Just kidding! Haha. The person with big kidneys is Daddy.