Conner: Put that foot in the fridge.
Me: What??
Conner: Put the dog in the fridge.
Me: Why?
Conner: He's a tiny little dog. He needs to warm up.
Me: And dogs warm up in the fridge?
Conner: You don't know how good it feels.
You're not a dog.
Me: Hahaha.
Conner: You're gonna sleep in Lindsay's spot tonight, Darby.
Me: Me?
Conner: No, Darby is.
Me: Haha.
Conner: You're too busy laughing at fairies or something.
Me: Hahaha! (starting to cry laugh) Hoohoohoo.
Conner: Stop crying.
Me: Hoohoohoo.
Conner: Hoohoohoo!
Me: Haha...haha...(realizing he just mocked me in his sleep)
Me: What??
Conner: Put the dog in the fridge.
Me: Why?
Conner: He's a tiny little dog. He needs to warm up.
Me: And dogs warm up in the fridge?
Conner: You don't know how good it feels.
You're not a dog.
Me: Hahaha.
Conner: You're gonna sleep in Lindsay's spot tonight, Darby.
Me: Me?
Conner: No, Darby is.
Me: Haha.
Conner: You're too busy laughing at fairies or something.
Me: Hahaha! (starting to cry laugh) Hoohoohoo.
Conner: Stop crying.
Me: Hoohoohoo.
Conner: Hoohoohoo!
Me: Haha...haha...(realizing he just mocked me in his sleep)
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