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Conversation with Darby

Me: Go brush your teeth. 
Darby: Awww. I don't like brushing my teeth 
Me: I didn't ask if you liked to do it. I just said to do it. 
Darby: I wish I didn't have these. I wish I didn't have teeth. 
Me: Well, then you would look like this and have a hard time eating your food. 
Darby: I wish I didn't have teeth. Would that hurt?
Me: Yeah, it would!
Darby: Can you take my teeth out? 
Me: No! That would be a terrible, horrible thing to do to you. It would hurt. And you wouldn't get new teeth for a long time. And you would have to drink all your food. 
Darby: Can I eat like Hailey? 
Me: Haha. No!

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