Conversation with Darby and Lindsay… Darby: Mama, I didn’t use this fork…What should I do with it? Me: You didn’t use the fork?? Of course you didn’t. Conner: Darby needs to live in a place where they need blacksmiths and have no manners. Lindsay: Alaska!
Conversation with Darby… Me: What do you think a truffle tastes like? Would you like to try one? Darby: Yes. Luxuuurious. Me: Psh. How do you know that? Darby: They’re expensive…
Conversation with Lindsay… Me: To avoid getting wet from the rain, the girl went down the street… Lindsay: With an umbrella! Me: It has to be one word. Lindsay: Umbrella. Me: It has to be a word that describes a verb. It will probably end in -ly. Lindsay: Shadily?
Conversation with Hailey… Hailey: (after handing Rory and Lindsay her leftover ice cream) No tattling! No tattling! Me: What do you think tattling means, Hailey? Hailey: … Me: Hailey, do you know what tattling means? Hailey: It means no fighting.
Conversation with Hailey… Lindsay: Mama, I have the hiccups. Me: Sorry… Hailey: I gave them to you. Me: They’re not contagious. Hailey: But I had them earlier. And now I don’t…