Conversations with the Kids III

Conversation with Rory...

Rory: Mama, if people called me the wrong name they would call me Dory.
Amy: Yep. Or Cory.
Rory: Or Jory.
Amy: You know, I know a guy named Jory.
Rory: What's his nickname?
Amy: I dunno. Jor maybe?
Rory: Well, I have a nickname. It's Rory Borealis.
Amy: Yep. You know who gave you that nickname?
Rory: Yep. God.
Amy: No...Me.
Rory: No, God did.
Amy: You know you aren't born with a nickname. Right? I don't have a nickname.
Rory: I know.



Conversation with Darby (and Lindsay)...

(Darby climbs on the merry-go-round I'm pushing Lindsay on and she responds angrily)
Lindsay: Aaahhhh!!!!!!
Me: Haha, you skunk-a-monkey.
Darby: Yeah, and I'm like a doggie.