Conversation with Rory

Rory: Santa Claus is real.
Darby: But did he die?
Rory: You know what, Darby? We have a lot of toys. Santa Claus only gives you toys if you don't have any. But that's weird! Because he gave Ally toys and Ally has a lot of toys...

(Just going on record to say I didn't tell him any of this.)