Conversations with Rory

Me: You don't need to try to be like Hank. Deep down he really likes princess movies.
Hank: No, I don't.
Rory: Yeah, I mean, what's wrong with them anyway? Because they kiss? That's not so bad. Because you don't want to get married?
Me: I like being married.
Rory: Yeah, I want to be married right now.
Darby: I don't wanna kiss anybody.
Rory: You have to kiss to be married, I think.


Rory: Why when you're old do you have fur in your ticklish spot (armpit)?
Conner: It's just part of getting older.