Conversation with Lindsay and Darby

(While watching "Babe")
Darby: You know who eats those?
Conner: Who?
Darby: Cannibals.
Conner: We eat pigs, Darby.
Me: We ate pig today.
Darby: No, I mean cats.
Lindsay: I eat cats.
Conner: Hahaha!
Lindsay: (sobbing because her feelings are now hurt from being laughed at)