Conversations with Hailey

 Conversations with Hailey..:

Hailey: Mama, what does collapse mean? 

Me: Like when a building falls down.

Hailey: I thought it was like *claps

Me: Wow! Did you fart? That smells so bad! 

Hailey: Yeah…Did you know if you want your fart to not smell so bad, you tight up like this? (squeezes her butt cheeks)

Lindsay: Hey, Mama, look! (Nacho drinking out of Hailey’s water bottle)

Me: Oh, no! Stop! Put the top on. 

Hailey: (in a sing-song voice) Nacho got aaaall he needs.