Conversation between Hailey and my Brother Joel

 Conversation between Hailey and my brother, Joel…

Hailey: (while playing mafia) I can make my offense.

Joel: Haha. You give lots of offense, Hailey.

Hailey: …I can make my DEfense. 

Joel: Ok. What’s your defense, Hailey? 

Hailey: I’m not the mafia. And if I WAS the mafia I wouldn’t kill Linds…Darby…