Conversation with the Kids

 Conversation with the Kids…

Rory: Daddy, would you rather lose your thumbs in a car crash avoiding a bear or would you rather hit the bear and nothing happens?

Conner: Hit the bear.

Me: Kill the bear.

Rory: What if it was a tiny deer? 

Me: Kill it. Every time. Rory, seriously? It’s an animal.

Henry: See, now they understand. They’re just animals.

Hailey: I would rather kill it. Then stuff it!