Our Take

 Conversation between Darby and Lindsay… Darby: How do people know if black holes are real?  Lindsay: They fall in one, of course!

Quote by Lindsay… “I know this one like the back of my head.” 

 Conversations with Hailey..: Hailey: Mama, what does collapse mean?  Me: Like when a building falls down. Hailey: I thought it was like *claps Me: Wow! Did you fart? That smells so bad!  Hailey: Yeah…Did you know if you want your fart to not smell so bad, you tight up like this? (squeezes her butt cheeks) Lindsay: Hey, Mama, look! (Nacho drinking out of Hailey’s water bottle) Me: Oh, no! Stop! Put the top on.  Hailey: (in a sing-song voice) Nacho got aaaall he needs. 

Quotes from Lindsay:  “Somebody open the window so I can smell Virginia!”  “Stop looking at your tablets. Look at life, boys!” 

 Conversation with Lindsay… Lindsay: When I grow up I want to be a farmer and a designer…a clothes designer.  Me: Oh, yeah? I like that combination. Lindsay: Yeah. And maybe I can make clothes for my horses.  Me: Haha.  Lindsay: Why are you laughing? Me: That just seems funny to me. You could. It might not be lucrative, but you could.  Lindsay: I could make a little shirt and pants. And a coat for the long part that you ride on. 

 Conversation between Lindsay and Darby… Lindsay: Look at that building! And that one!  Darby: Yeah. They’re so cool.  Lindsay: And some of them aren’t even trying! Conversation with Hailey… Hailey: What are we having for dinner?  Conner: We’re going to get Italian. Does that sound good? Hailey: Yes! I love naan!  Conversation with Hailey… Me: Watch where you’re going, Hailey  Hailey (head down using an umbrella as a cane): There are just too many people in my way.

 Conversation with Lindsay and Darby… Darby: Lindsay, you have real flat skin. Lindsay: Is that a’sposed to be a compliment? Darby: I used to have that. It feels good. Lindsay: That kind of hurts.  Me: Do you mean smooth, Darby?  Darby: Yeah. Lindsay: But is it a’sposed to be a compliment??